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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
- Written by
- Meghan Quinn
- Length
- 12 hrs 6 min
- Rating
- 4.5 / 5
- Series
- How My Neighbor Stole Christmas, Book 2
- Publisher
- Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC
- Released
- 2025-10-14
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What it is
From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.
Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.
Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.
Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.
Cue the holiday chaos.
Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.
About the series
How My Neighbor Stole Christmas in order →How My Neighbor Stole Christmas — 3 books, 3 of them charting here
- 1 How My Neighbor Stole Christmas4.3
- 2 Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal4.5
- 3 Christmas Staycation4.6
On the charts
Last charted September 29, 2026. Its best position was 15 on Highest rated in Arts & Entertainment, reached September 23, 2026. Seen on 1 chart over 3 days of readings, the first on September 23, 2026.
| Chart | Best | Days | Last seen |
|---|---|---|---|
| Arts & Entertainment | |||
| Highest rated | 15 | 3 days | September 29, 2026 |
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